"I never seen anybody so in love
like Cosmo back then! He'd stand
outside the house all day and look
in the windows. I never told you
this cause it's not really a story.
But one time I woke up in the middle
of the night cause this bright
light was in my face. Like a
flashlight. I couldn't think a
what it was. I looked out the
window, and it was the moon! Big
as a house! I never seen the moon
so big before or since. I was
almost scared, like it was gonna
crush the house. And I looked
down, and standing there in the
street was Cosmo, looking up at
the windows. This is the funny
part. I got mad at you, Cosmo! I
thought you brought this big moon
over to my house cause you were so
in love and woke me up with it. I
was half asleep I guess and didn't
know no better."

...from "Moonstruck"

thank you, bruce!