I like this one alot.
But...I don't know which to rub first now, the gini or the vase?
Reminds me of the time I found a message in a bottle on a very remote sand beach on the outer westcoast of Canada. The tight cork had kept it dry. I could only read the words on the outside edge of the curled-up old paper. In capital letters were written HELP. I did not want to break the bottle so I carefully twisted it out with a little stick--excited to see what the message said.
I uncurled the note and read HELP we need more booze!