i don'T liKe tO catcH oR cooK oR eVeN LooK aT iT
(hOw *bOUrgeOiS oF mE *-hEE Hee)
buT i LoVes tO EaT iT....
+ i MaY sTarVe sOMe daY
(becauSe oF *thAt*)